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THAT LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. From: Manhunt Daily  Bromo ’s still in the Halloween mood, hence we’ve received Part 3 of their Scream parody, cleverly called “Cream For Me!” You can see the posters for it after all the dirty pics below. In this part, Vadim Black has been sent to the garage to get more dildos and lube. Just like Rose McGowan did in the classic slasher flick! Except she was sent to get more beer. Or WAS she?  Anyway, Brad Banks as Ghostface ends up fucking Vadim in the garage and then, because Brad Banks as Ghostface is apparently whimsical, he makes Vadim crawl nude through the doggie door so he can fuck his butt! It’s definitely following the script but it looks so awkward. Vadim’s hairy butt cheeks and hole still look plenty inviting, though. I just wish they would let Brad Banks out of that itchy robe to show off all of his beefy splendor!  Seriously, a dude gets barebacked in a doggie door in this one. I love gay porn.  Press “PLAY” to watch the teaser video below....

And the haters were read for filth. From: NewNowNext  Irate customers are flocking to Target’s Facebook page to complain about the company’s decision to allow shoppers to use the bathroom that matches their gender identity, but they’re being met with hilarious responses from fake “Target Customer Service” accounts ready to put them in their place. Likely inspired by Mike Melgaard , who posed as a customer service rep on Facebook last year after Target’s announcement that they’d be switching to gender-neutral labels on their children’s products sparked similar outrage, more than one person decided to create a fake account to go in on those angry about the inclusive policy. The accounts, of course, are unofficial parodies, and Target’s PR team is unlikely to respond to these types of comments at all. But at least, for now, some of them are getting the responses they deserve. Check out some of the best below.

From: Wicked Gay Well, most gay men because man, do the majority of us cling to those classical standards of beauty or what? Well no more, I say! If you've got dad bod, a big butt, love handles, the opposite of an enormous bulge, or even the dreaded moobs - you should still be able to pack it all into a Speedo and go about your day! Right? Right? *crickets*  Aw, come on! They're cute!  This ad for swimsuit line Chubbies is cute as hell, but also makes a point. Why do we need to look like Tom Daley does, washing off the chlorine in the shower beside the pool, the droplets running down his tanned, muscular, pocket gay body, his Speedo every so slightly riding up into his perfect ass...  Uh, where was I? What day is it? Oh, championing dudes with less than perfect bods being able to wear grape smugglers. Seriously, though, did anyone else notice the level of hotness at the Olympics this summer? Everything looked like a Sean Cody scene was about to break out.  But I digress. Again....

From: Towleroad A new ad from online shorts purveyor Chubbies allows us to imagine for a minute what a male synchronized swimming event at the Bro-lympics might look like – in all its pizza-eating, orca-tossing, noodle-blowing glory. Enjoy:

Just think of the speedos! From: NewNowNext  Though men are currently barred from competing in synchronized swimming at the Olympics, a new ad from online shorts vendor Chubbies gives us a peek into what a men’s team might look like. The tongue-in-cheek spot shows a group of guys executing a number of difficult moves in perfect synchronicity, including pizza-eating, beer-chugging and, of course, office-working, all while decked out in American flag speedos. While these tricks are certainly not regulation, the boys at Chubbies pull them off with their signature bro-y charm.